Blog Articles in Category “Satire”

    I've decided to share the source of the spreading of all this anti-vaxxer non-sense (we definitely should not be vaccinating ourselves or our kids). It's the death industry.


    Fewer than a dozen companies control the majority of the death industry in America (with many more profiting slightly less directly, like 1-800-Flowers), and they continue to lose business with all this "vaccination" crap. I mean, humans can just make more humans to replace the ones who die. Why do we need to be preventing death all the time?


    As an example, Influenza and pneumonia, and Tuberculosis were the leading causes of death in the 1900's1. Between 1900 and 2010, the death incidence from these two diseases has fallen from a combined ~396 per 100,000 people in 1900 to ~16 per 100,000 in 2010.


    The Tuberculosis vaccine was released (and subsequently used, because stupid people not wanting to die and shit) in 19212. This lead to a sharp reduction in tuberculosis up until it fell right off the list of

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